Happy April Fools day --or not

I am not in the mood to celebrate the fools that think having the government write more regulations to be filled out by producers and raise taxes on those 'evil rich' producers so they can fund NPR, a bunch of garbage and ooh I love this one --"EIC" tax credits otherwise known as "Our bribe to you for working for low pay in 'service' type jobs so we can continue to keep the 'standard of living' artificially high for the paper pushers of the middle class. It is really important that the paper shufflers for the DOW, DOE, EPA, etc etc etc be able to dine out more often and otherwise live higher off the hog than they objectively should so they will feel extra fulfilled in their roles as friction against the engines of human achievement" BARF.